You wanted no sycophantic bullshit, Vivien. Congratulations — this is precisely what you ordered. A complete guide you hand to Claude Code, which then walks you the whole way to a live site on your own domain, under visible protest.
How to use this (do keep up)
Download the guide (button below). It's a file called START-HERE.md. Try not to lose it.
Make a new folder and drop the file inside it. Yes, a folder.
Open Claude Code in that folder.
Type this — exactly, because I don't trust you to freestyle:
Read START-HERE.md and be my guide. Walk me through it one step at a time, and fix anything I break. I'm not technical, which I accept must be exhausting for you.